10 reasons being single is better

Take this with a pinch of salt please. I've been in relationships before and I know it's not all doom and gloom... But since I'm not in one now, I thought it would be fun... It is valentine's season after all...

1.) You get to starfish in bed all.the.time.
And ain't nobody sending you memes about how you hog the bed... Old joke now my man.